Stop the splash, fight the stank.

Bag of PLOPGUARD scented shredded toilet paper with pine scent, 8 ounces, featuring black and green text on a white background and an illustration of a toilet.

Drop a deuce with dignity

PlopGuard is scented shredded toilet paper you sprinkle in the bowl before dropping a deuce. It helps stop splash-back, trap odor, and make every trip to the bathroom feel just a little more dignified.

How it works

1. Sprinkle before you go 🧻

Tear open the pouch and shake a small handful of PlopGuard into the toilet. It forms a soft, scented barrier on the water's surface.

2. Stop the splash 💥

The shredded tissue absorbs impact, reducing splash-back and keeping your cheeks safe from surprise attacks.

3. Trap the stank 🌬️

Infused with subtle, masculine scents like Motor Oil Mist and Hammer Time, PlopGuard helps neutralize odors before they rise.

Field Reports

  • "Toilet water used to high-five my butthole. Now it doesn’t. Thank you, PlopGuard."

    — Derek M., Weekend Warrior

  • "I used to live in fear of the post-plop splash. Now I sprinkle a little PlopGuard and sit like a king. A clean, confident king."

    — Jerry K., Grill Master & Dad Bod Enthusiast

  • "Before PlopGuard, every trip to the toilet felt like a cannonball contest. Now? Silent splash-free serenity."

    — Tanner D., Amateur Golfer, Full-Time Pooper